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No Letter for Ewe

The lonely ewe has no letter to express her name.
The ah has more than two.
The oh has enough to faloot.
He borrows her name, the big galoot.
And rather than help her, he scoots.
If you want a horn to toot, if you want people to give a hoot, I have some advice, a full scoop. . .
Those who are chicken, keep your coop free of poop.
Never go with coyotes in cahoots.
Never hold up a target people like to shoot.
Stay off of white carpet after walking in soot.
Now you've said her name a dozen times without using her letter, a simple loop with a top that's scooped.
---Joe B. Hewitt


 

Hewitt and Hewitt Mediators
Settling cases for courts in Dallas and Contiguous Counties since 2002.
Joe B. Hewitt, BD MA; Marona Posey Hewitt, BS JD.
Principal Dallas Mediation Site, 7920 Belt Line Road (at Coit)
Other facilities in Contiguous Counties.
Mail to: PO Box 495711, Garland, Texas 75049-5711
Phone 972-913-4139; Fax, 972-373-4408
www.joebhewittmediator.com
Credentialed Distinguished Mediator, Texas
Mediators Credentialing Association.